Wednesday 5 November 2008

Garroted in LA













Walking in LA is hazardous not only for the usual things like, well, getting mugged at gun point, but actually for the Spiders.  They lay cobwebs that are so strong you feel like your being garroted as you walk.  In the end you start to walk as though your Inspector Clueso in the Pink Panther always ready for an attack from Kato: Karate arm stretched out chopping invisible cobwebs and looking like a madman.  Although, I reckon madness is merely an inauguration for Californians.

Behind Vegas





Absentee lead singer


I thought i was a mess until i read this...













Writing in a hotel log.

Finest replacement wing mirror













Men, ever felt you want to multi task while driving like most women? Well now you can wet-shave and drive at the same time with this handy replacement wing mirror. Fits all. Badly.